Friday, July 21, 2006

The whole point of this is that I've been knitting again

I'm watching "Run's House" and knitting, and it's the episode where Reverend Run wants Diggy, his son, to be ready to go to church on time. He thinks Diggy has major indecision because he has too many suits, but when he tells his wife, she says, "He doesn't have that much."

So Rev goes and takes inventory of 10-year-old Diggy's church wardrobe. Run is throwing suits out the closet onto the kid'd bed while he's laying there reading and Diggy says, "That one doesn't fit, that one doesn't fit, that jacket doesn't fit but the pants are okay," and so on.

The good Reverend sits down and asks Diggy flat out, "Do you think if you had more suits, you could be on time?" and Diggy says emphatically, "Yes!" Rev says, "You'd say anything for more suits. We done?"

Diggy says, "Just one more thing."

"What's that?"

"Do I have to put all this away?"

1 comment:

Buffy said...

I've carried knitting needles around with me for ten years. I've never knitted a thing.

I think it's time to give up.